Who invented toilet paper? Wait, let me Google it. Ah, here it is: Joseph C. Gayetty is the dude who invented the first packaged toilet paper in the USA, way back in 1857. Thanks Google!
But what did people use to wipe with before the invention of toilet paper?
Looks like they used almost anything they could get their hands on such as, rags, palm fiber, tree bark (that would hurt) and even their hands. That would have been fun and disgusting! I use to study herbal medicine, and I remember reading you can use the Great Mullein leaf as toilet paper.
If you look up the Great Mullein leaf on Google, you will see what it looks like. I have some that grows behind the house, and it is soft and might even be better than toilet paper. Check it out, because you never know, when you might need it.
Did you know millions of people are clogged and stopped up today with poop? Our world suffers from constipation and other messy issues when it comes to taking a dump. I know I'm being quite frank, but I thought I would just spill my guts.
Speaking of constipation, did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?" It hasn't come out yet. Ha ha!
No one likes to talk about constipation, but some folks have to wipe more than others. I imagine the older you get, you might need to wipe more or if you're eating habits are unhealthy. Not to mention, if you don't get enough all natural fiber, the dumping is going to be horrendous!
Remember, here are a "FEW" ways to take out the garbage from your body. It's fiber, exercise and water ― FEW. The fact is, most people don't get enough fiber, they don't exercise, and they don't drink hardly any water. This is a recipe for disaster!
Let's move on to what this article is really about! It's about FUNNY GAG TOILET paper, that will shock and disgust. If you are going to prank someone you need the cockroach toilet paper. If you want to give someone a gift to repulse them, give them this toilet paper.
Of course, if the person your giving this to, lives in NYC, they might not find the cockroach toilet paper so revolting. Here's what I would do with this cockroach toilet paper. I would go to a friends house or anyone's house, who will let me in, and use their bathroom. Next, I would switch out their toilet paper with the fine and lovely cockroach one! Mission accomplished.
This will freak them out and some women might even scream. Why would I do this? Because I can. But seriously, it's fun, and that's why I would do it! I like to get a rise out of people.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to get to the bottom.
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