The Trump Coloring Book is An Incredible Stress Reliever!
When I saw the TRUMP coloring book I was blown away like leaves in a hurricane!
Adult coloring books are all the rage right now, and if you are not aware of this trend, then you might want to hop on it and ride this train now!
I really don't see coloring books ever going away. I colored as a kid and I enjoyed it as well as the other kids I colored with. It is apart of many children's memories and therefore, I see this train going on and on,
I see it as a great way to relieve stress as I'm coloring Trump's hair. We all have some type of stress in our lives (some a lot more than others), but you can't beat a fun coloring book that allows you to just let go and let Donald take you on a journey of bright vibrant colors and all out craziness. This coloring book will change your life!
Donald Talking Pen, 8 Different Sayings, Trump's Real Voice is HOT!
If you are looking for a Donald Trump gag gift that will have the whole office laughing hysterically, then you have to check out this Donald Talking Pen right now!
Amazingly, you get 8 different sayings, and with Donald, you just know it's going to be HUGE!
So if you are looking for a pen that will make your day great again, this pen is it. I would give this as a gift to anyone I know and deeply care about.
In fact, I would start handing out this pen on street corners while I'm selling hot dogs, pop, and chips. This is the pen that will turn a person's miserable day, into a day of light, laughter and love. Don't we all just want a good laugh as America plunges deeper into debt?
Trump Dad Gift Funny Novelty Coffee Mug is TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE!
There are all kinds of mugs online you can get for your dad and some are funny and others are just plain boring and worthless, but not this Trump Dad Gift Funny Novelty Coffee Mug.
This mug is just what every dad needs to start his day with a nice fresh cup of coffee. Oh man, I am really wanting a Starbucks Macchiato right now. It is so good and I would strongly recommend going for Starbucks if you got the money, but if you're hurting for funds, then hit up Tim Hortons. Hey it's the next best coffee in my humble opinion.
Just look at the picture of Donald Trump and read the most engaging and off the wall quote you'll ever read. It gets right down to the brass tacks of how Donald's overwhelmingly positive attitude, can change the world one cup of java at a time. Want to cheer up a dad who just lost his job? Want to put a smile on the face of a dad, who just found out his wife is hooking up with another woman? Get your dad this cup, so he can feel good again. Always remember, behind the darkest cloud, the sun will shine again.
Donald Trump Toilet Brush with Legs is The Bees Knees
Do you want to make your toilet great again? I know I do, and after eating a plate of burritos with some heaping spoonfuls of ghost pepper sauce, I know the next day I will hurting with a hot chunk of burning love.
I'm talking a burrito explosion of gargantuan proportions, that will look like a volcano shot up hot fudge bars everywhere. I know that was too much information, but it had to be said.
Back to Trump. Now when disaster hits your toilet like it does mine on TACO TUESDAY, except mine is burrito Tuesday, I know my only way back to peace and happiness is the astounding Donald Trump Toilet Brush with Legs. If you are looking for a gag gift that will keep the toilets of those you like and love in good working order, then this is the toilet brush for you. Give it as a gift for someone's Birthday or leave it in a restaurant bathroom or leave it at someone's house next to their john. The laughs will never end when you've got TRUMP unclogging your john like a commander and chief!
Original 24kt Gold Plated Anti Trump Gag Gifts Coin is Just Fantastic!
I actually think this coin looks amazing. Kinda of like Caesar or something like that, but I digress.
If you know of someone who just can't stand Trump, this is the ultimate gift to give them. I personally think this would look great anywhere in your home, where people can see it in all its glory.
As far as gag gifts go this one looks really authentic. One person online said this is the BEST Donald Trump gag gift ever. Trump has sure stirred up a lot anger in Washington and I don't believe he's done yet.
In fact, it's October 2019 as I'm writing this, and it's about to get wild with the Democratic debates on TV, so get this coin and make someone smile, laugh, fall on the ground grabbing their sides, and sobbing tears of joy today. Sometimes, all it takes is a coin that says IN EGO WE TRUST to turn ALL our frowns upside down! Woot!
Donald Trump Talking Figure, Says 17 Different Audio Lines In President Trump's Own Voice and It Will BLOW YOUR MIND!
As the 2020 elections approach and everyone is on edge, because we don't know who is going to be president this time around.
This just might be the wildest election yet and if you want the ULTIMATE Donald Trump gag gift, then this Donald Trump Talking Figure is a dream come true. You just can't beat giving this as a gift to someone you love today.
Just think, if someone has a desk at the office that is lacking some decor, don't worry, buy them the Donald Trump Talking Figure, and they will be laughing until it hurts.
On a side note, when you're not laughing at your paycheck, you sure want to be laughing at Donald's 17 Different Audio Lines, that will leave you in stitches. Life is too short to take everything so seriously, and thanks to Donald Trump we can be laughing all the way to the grave. Like a wise man once told me, if you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance. Ha ha!
Bag of Trump Hair 3oz of Cotton Candy is WONDERFUL!
I just love cotton candy and when I saw the BAG OF TRUMP HAIR, I was thrilled. What a great concept! In fact, millions of people are looking for a way to work for themselves and leave the rat race behind, but how do you do it?
Well, it looks like there are companies or individual entities who are selling Trump products successfully. In fact, people are selling everything from coloring books of Trump to you guessed it...COTTON CANDY!
Would Shark Tank like the Bag of Trump Hair? I bet they just might. One the big sellers on Amazon is the Trump pencil sharpener, and you can guess where the pencil goes. Ha ha! Hey, it's all fun and games, until you become a millionaire selling products you came up with in your garage! Seriously though, this cotton candy is a winner and if you want to give a gift that will keep on giving, then give someone you love a Bag of Trump Hair today, and watch all those negative thoughts and feelings go away.
Donald Trump Soap Head - Political Gag Gift is WONDERFUL!
I normally wash with Irish Spring soap, but I really need to open up and try something new, something more inviting and adventurous, but what can I use? Ummm, if only I knew...oh wait, I got it! I can wash my WHOLE body with a Donald Trump Soap Head! Now, for once, life is good!
What impresses me about this soap of Donald's head is how much it really looks like him. I swear it's the spitting image of Donald.
Just look at the picture and imagine yourself in the shower, alone with Donald's head, you've got some rock music playing, while the warm water is caressing your body, and next, you take small little breaths, because you feel so good and then you take Donald's soap head and thrust it in your armpit and the bubbles and foam slither down your sides like an anaconda. Okay, I need to stop writing, because I am caught up in some kind of weird fantasy. Anyways, buy this soap for yourself or for someone you love today.
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