Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is Just What The Doctor Ordered
This bottle of hot sauce looks like something from the early 1920s. I could picture a guy with a top hat and a horse and buggy yelling out to everyone about this powerful butt cleaner. Yes, my friend, you can feel the burn in your butt for only a dollar off today!
This concoction is more of a good tasting mix. You get capsaicin with Caribbean mustard, which sounds amazingly delicious.
If you give this as a gift, you will get a lot of laughs, because of the name and the old time picture. The guy on the bottle looks pretty serious, and I bet he is serious about the hot the taste too!
This would go good on grilled chicken breasts or on a grilled hamburger. Also, if you are a collector of bottles, this bottle has the shape of a flash, which is totally awesome, so it would be a good one to add to your bottle collection. If you know someone who likes it hot and enjoys an island flavor, give them a bottle of this, and they will think you are the bees knees.
Satan's Blood Chile Extract Hot Sauce Comes From The Pits of Hell!
I've know about this hot sauce for years, because I was shopping online and one day decided, I wanted to see how hot a sauce I could get, and this one popped up.
This bottle is not for the faint of heart. It's super hot at a scorching 800,000 Scoville units! This will tear you a brand new one.
I personally, can eat ghost peppers raw, which is no easy feat. I started out eating habanero peppers back in the late 1990s and worked my way up. If you or the person you're giving this gift too is not ready for this kind of heat, you might want to pass.
And as a side note, you can read about college kids pranking each other with this hot sauce, which can be deadly, but if you know someone who can take the heat and the burn the next day on the toilet, then give them this as a Birthday gift or Christmas gift. They will be thinking about you as they go number two.
TABASCO Scorpion Sauce Makes a Cool Gift
Growing up my dad always had a bottle of TABASCO sauce in the refrigerator so we could put it on our eggs in the morning, and it was so good.
Back then, the TABASCO was hot, but not as hot as the TABASCO Scorpion Sauce you see here. The Scorpion has a real sting to it, that will rip you a brand new one...know what I'm saying?
As far as I know, this is the Hottest Pepper Sauce produced by the McIlhenny Company of Avery Island, Louisiana.
With all the hot sauces on the market that will have you crying on the toilet the next day, the McIlhenny Company knew they had to compete and get a burning hot bottle of their own on the shelves. I've had the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper, and it is super freaking hot. This makes a great gift to give for a Birthday or a Christmas gift.
Tabasco Tin Spicy Dark Chocolate Wedges Are Cute and Fun
Now this gift is amazing! This is excellent for a stocking stuffer. The McIlhenny Company must have seen a lot of products coming onto the market combining chocolate and spicy hot peppers, because this tin looks fantastic.
You can't blame them for marketing an item like this, because it's small and can be easily carried around. My grandfather had tins like this, but they contained snuff and chew. Who knows, these TABASCO tins might turn into collector's items someday. Like maybe, 100 years from now. Ha ha!
I would buy a bunch of these and give them out as gifts for a Birthday, Christmas and yes, I would do it for Halloween! Who would not want a spicy hot dark chocolate wedge to treat themselves with? And does this fall under the bizarre and unusual gifts category? You bet it does!
Jelly Belly Tabasco Beans Make a Really Hot Snack
I've tried Jelly Belly's and they are really good. In fact, Jelly Belly makes a jelly bean out of almost anything they can think up.
Remember, back in the 80s and early 90s when jelly beans were only a handful of flavors? Those days are gone. Now it's anything goes for the Jelly Belly company. They can make DIRT tasting jelly beans, and they will probably sell.
Jelly Belly can and will make a flavored jelly bean, that will blow your mind. They are not afraid of pushing limits and these Jelly Belly Tabasco Beans is proof of that.
I would have never thought of making a hot pepper jelly bean. This makes a great stocking stuffer. Give this at Christmas or for someone's Birthday. Just make sure, that whoever you give this too, they like it hot, because if they don't, it will turn out to be a gag gift!
Paqui Carolina Reaper Madness One Chip Challenge Tortilla Chip Will Burn Your Anus
I watched a bunch of newscasters do the Carolina Reaper One Chip Challenge and guess what happened? One started reaching for his water and the woman news anchor went down to the floor behind the huge desk. One guy ran off the set. Another guy said this was not a good idea. It was hilarious!
Apparently, these newscasters have never had a real fiery hot sauce before, because they did not even eat a big piece of the chip. One of them only licked it and ran off. I was like WTF?
Anyways, this makes a great stocking stuffer. I would give this as a Birthday gift, Valentine's gift, Christmas gift, and I would even make up a Holiday to give this to someone. If you don't know, the Carolina Reaper is one of the hottest peppers ever, and it will have you crying for mommy, if you've never been initiated into the scorching hot pepper eating club. On the outside of the package it says ONE DEADLY BLACK TORTILLA CHIP. Now, that's what I'm talking about baby!
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