It's 8:37pm at night, and I'm sitting in front of a computer screen typing again. Of course, I'm alone, and I'm almost always alone, but I don't have to be. Not any more!
There are a good number of men out there, who are paying over a $1,000 for one of those silicone dolls from China. Sure the women look good, but that's a lot of money and it's kind of freaky.
But what about dating a real woman?
A real woman? Well, dating a real woman cost even more. If you think a girl will take a donut and some cheap coffee for dinner, you're wildly mistaken my friend. Most "attractive" women would like a man who has a stable job, that pays a lot, keeps himself in good shape, and takes them to nice restaurants.
Now, there's nothing wrong with any of that, but if you can't afford it, and you're jacking up your credit card, you're going to end up in the poor house. Hell, you might already be in the poor house, and you're are still wanting to go on expensive dates? That's called INSANITY!
Are their women out there who will go on cheap dates with guys. Yes, but not too many. And if they do, they are really into the dude. A church going woman might go on a cheap date and do it for Jesus, you never know.
Anyways, this article is really about growing a girlfriend. Now I know that sounds crazy, but guys are doing it. Some are doing it for fun and others are doing it for real.
Let's face it, it's not easy to anymore. Life is tough and you have a lot of guys going MGTOW [Men Going Their Own Way]. The MGTOW movement has become a huge group on YouTube. Don't believe me, go to YouTube and check it out.
Moving along, guys are growing girlfriends, because it's something to do and it does not cost a lot. I look at it as a total gag gift, but there is always going to be a guy, who will take it seriously. A guy who just wants a girlfriend he can grow in water, and you know what, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
In fact, growing things in water can be fun and entertaining. It can also be experimental. It can be whatever you want it to be. And are you ready for this? This "Grow a Girlfriend" is the perfect companion and all you have to do is just drop her in water, and she grows up to 6 times her original size. Pretty cool...right?
As I'm writing this, one song that comes to mind is 10cc "I m Not In Love". Check it out on YouTube. It was in The Guardians of The Galaxy. It's a great song, and it really moves me and stirs my emotions, like a silver spoon in a toilet shaped cup of coffee.
You can play that song while you're growing your girlfriend in water. It will move you and inspire you to reach deep inside, for that little bit of love you have left.
The "Grow a Girlfriend" makes the perfect Christmas gift or Birthday gift. And if you know someone that needs a good laugh, give them this as a gift, and they will never forget it!
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