It's not easy to make friends, and when you do meet people, you can really never tell if they are going to be a good friend. When you start wearing the "The Inflatable Unicorn Horn" by Archie McPhee, you may find things start looking up. Life takes on a new color, a color that becomes a sunshine ray of more colors, which becomes a beautiful rainbow.
If someone really likes you while you are wearing "The Inflatable Unicorn Horn" you can tell this is possibly a really cool friend. One that maybe you can trust, but if they laugh at you and walk away, that may be a sign, that they were not ever going to be a true friend.
The main reason you would buy "The Inflatable Unicorn Horn" is because deep within you is a powerful, huge, mammoth, mystical unicorn. It's always been there, and all you've needed is a little nudge to push him out. To let him run, jump and fly free, free as the wind, so to speak.
No matter what you face in life, when you have the "The Inflatable Unicorn Horn" you've got the horse stamina to handle anything. Nothing is impossible. You realize that the unicorn just wanted to be free, and that you were the only one holding your inner unicorn back. It was you keeping the unicorn from coming out and showing the world, how super intelligent and awesome you are, as the UNICORN.
While you are wearing "The Inflatable Unicorn Horn" you will need a pair of unicorn underwear by the website called Teeturtle.com. Unicorn underwear is something most men and women won't talk about, and I get it, but deep within, there is nothing like wearing men's underwear with a unicorn on it.
In fact, almost every man would benefit from wearing unicorn underwear, because it makes a bold statement, that you are sweet, kind, strong, courageous, loving, tender, gentle, and full of rainbows. Let your inner unicorn out today! BE THE UNICORN!
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