Are you looking for a gift that will make someone laugh for hours? Are you looking for a way to make money the joke it's always been?
Have you ever seen someone who has so much money that they are sitting back and burning it? Sounds crazy, but I remember a movie where some rich people were going to freeze to death, and all they had left was money to burn.
Having money to burn can be a real sore spot with people who don't have it. How many times have you or have you heard someone say, that person is spending way too much money on their house or vehicles? And in the same sentence say, "They must have money to burn".
"Well the world just keeps on turning. And people keep on learning. It's crazy to be earning. All the money that you're burning." ― David Coverdale
"Woo hoo hoo, I got money to burn, I wanna burn it on you. Come on, yah yah, we got one short life, I wanna spend it with you. You light my fire, I wanna burn all night, I wanna burn on through. Oh, yeah yeah, I got one short life, I wanna spend it with you." ― Richard Ashcroft
I still remember the scene in The Dark Knight, where the Joker is burning stacks of money. For the Joker, it was not about the money. In fact, he said, "All you care about is the money. This town deserves a better class of criminal. It's not about money, it's about sending a message".
Many of us spend our whole lives trying to make enough money to stay ahead of the bills, which can mean working a lot of hours every week. The sad truth is, there are countless numbers of people who retire, and than not too soon after die. Unfortunately, they never got to enjoy their retirement.
"People work their entire lives in order to collect and to save money so that they can one day retire and begin living their life." ― elitedaily.com
The money to burn fire starters is a great gift, because there's nothing like seeing fake $100 dollar bills rolled up tightly burning. Newspaper works good and so do the fire starters from the store, but nothing makes you laugh until it hurts, like burning fake money.
"Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you. If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church." ― George Carlin
Let's say you have some friends over and it's a cold winter. You have the logs all set up for a nice toasty fire. Your friends are gathered around and you pull some rolls of $100 bills out, and put them in between the logs. What do you think your friends will say? Will they try to stop you or will they just stand back and stare in disbelief?
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