The Buttress company has come up with a real winner! If you've never seen The Buttress Pillow, you've been missing out big-time my friend! Many men and women all around the world, fall asleep alone, every night.
Bear with me, and I will get to The Buttress Pillow...
Many fall asleep with anxiety, every night. Worst of all, when they look next to them, there is no one there. What can you do? Some take medication, while others go looking for love in all the wrong places. When you go out looking for love, you have the high probability of ending up as a best selling country song. Do you really want that? (ummm ... maybe you do, if it pays well.)
"My dream date is a tall, dark, handsome, blue eyed man with a bubble butt who will whisk me away to Paris in a hot air balloon to wine me, dine me and..." - Karen McDougal
The heartache, the heartbreak, the doubt's, the worries and fears. This is what many deal with when it comes to relationships. It's certainly not what you've been told it would be like and it's not what you fantasized it would be like.
Men and the women are constantly trying to please the other, control the other, or leave the other, in a relationship. In fact, when one person does not get what they want in the relationship, they are gone like the wind!
what I'm sharing is nothing new, and for the person who is alone and holding there pillow every night, it's just not enough. Of course, nothing can ever be enough for the individual, who does not want to be alone.
"Sometimes I grab my own butt, because I feel so alone at night." - Unknown
A temporary fix is to buy The Buttress Pillow and snuggle up to what almost feels like a human butt. This might sound crazy, but a good butt can make all the difference. When you were in a relationship, you were use to a human being laying next to you, and if you try to use your pillow, it just does not feel the same, but with The Buttress Pillow, it's not the same, but it's closer to a human form.
To have something like a human form in your bed may be just what the doctor ordered. Just think, in the future, you may be sleeping next to a robot woman or man. I know that sounds insane, but take a close look at where this world is heading and folks, it's robots! Robots in the future with a soft, plush body, will sell like hot cakes! In fact, don't take my word for it, look around online and on YouTube.
If you are a slapper, a face-burier, or a squeezer, The Buttress Pillow, may change your world for years to come!
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