What does every secret agent need out in the field besides a beautiful woman by his side? A beer briefcase! Great job, you guessed it and you're getting closer to winning that Ferrari on The Price is Right.
But seriously, I've always found those steel looking briefcases super sexy and especially the ones with the handcuffs. You know the ones that make you look like you're carrying a million dollars or some important CIA documents.
Imagine walking into a hotel with one of these briefcases. Or how about a ski lodge or what about a business meeting? You never know when you are going to need a briefcase that carries beer. And I wouldn't just carry the cheap beer that rots your gut. Go with the best imports money can buy.
The imports I would carry in a stunning looking briefcase would be Heineken, Stella Artois, and Beck's. These beers are wonderfully packaged and look like something a secret agent like 007 would drink. Of course, that's just my theory, but these beers are superb, and you don't wake up the next day with your liver hurting.
Truth be told, I've had the cheap beers and they wreak havoc on the body, where as the imports I mentioned above do not. I'm not sure how many beer drinkers have noticed the dramatic difference between the well-made imports and the cheap ones sold in America, but too me it's a big deal.
Not to offend any beer drinkers reading this article, but Bud Light taste horrible. Bud Light is the closest beer you can get, that taste like it was brewed in a urinal at some truck stop.
I want my beers made in Belgian, Germany, or Amsterdam, Netherlands. I could always picture myself drinking in Europe in the coolest medieval towns, hanging out with the local folks and telling jokes, that make the young women cry and laugh and the old men say teehee.
If you are looking for a fine gift to give a man for his Birthday or Christmas, I would highly recommend the "Beer Briefcase" as a gift. Any man who is a beer drinker will find a use for this briefcase. In fact, if you've gone to parties and they don't have your kind of beer, and you don't want to offend them, sneak your beer in with this briefcase.
Want to impress a woman you met, while hiking in a mountain? Sure you do! First, she'll ask what you're doing with a dashing beverage briefcase on a hiking trail, and you'll say, I'm glad you asked. You open it, and hopefully she's a beer drinker, and offer her a beer with a smile.
What if you go to a business meeting with another company, and you meet a lovely woman, what are you going to do for drinks? Don't worry, it's not a problem when you've got the "Beer Briefcase".
Remember what James Bond said, "I don't stop when I'm tired. I stop when I'm done."
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