2020 Anti-Affirmations Daily Desktop Calendar Will Cheer Someone Up!
I get sick of hearing and seeing everyone else's positive affirmations! What about the people who don't have any nice little uplifting affirmations,? And what about the people who look at life in a different and darker way? Not everyone sees love and happiness everywhere they look. I know I don't.
Anyways, if you are looking for a fabulous gift to give someone to put on their desk at work, then this is it. Sitting at a desk and making someone else rich at the top, is not fun, so you might as well have a few laughs, while you're slaving away everyday.
In fact, you can begin your day with the 2020 Anti-Affirmations Daily Desktop Calendar. These calendars are well made of a thick stock and they will help you release that bottled up anger and negativity. There is nothing like expressing your true inner feelings with a touch of SARCASM!
Example of a calendar card: "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together."
2020 Daily Desk Calendar: The Daily Bitch 365 Boxed is Wonderful
This is so beautiful. Just look at the red and yellow box with a woman that looks like she is from the 50s or 60s. This is such a great idea to have a daily bitching where you can hang out your dirty laundry. I wish I had thought this one up, because it's a real gem.
In fact, the people who are making a great living come up with products like these and laugh all the way to the bank. Be happy that I just gave you an awesome business idea, because online they are everywhere.
Now the ladies at the office can laugh their troubles away and momentarily forget they are working with a bunch of idiots. No one hates working with a moron as much as I do and nothing beats the sugar dripping sweet aphorisms like you'll get with this calendar. Give this as a gift to a woman who knows the pain of the work place and needs a good chuckle. Need some snippy attitude and cheekiness, then grab The Daily Bitch of Boxed goodness. But wait there's more, you get full color pages that would make the Pope blush!
365 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You 2019 Daily Calendar
Want a gift that will revolt and freak out someone, then buy this today and give it to someone who needs it bad. I see so many boring calendars today, but you don't have to have a boring calendar on your desk and you can make sure someone you care about doesn't either.
The 365 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You 2019 Daily Calendar will take you to the edge of madness with facts that will repulse and unsettle, which is just what I like.
In fact, it's much better then the news, which is grotesque in its own disgusting way. This calendar is a real gut-churner, with such wonderful facts as a parasite that can eat your brain and kill you in as little as 7 days. All I can say is, what a way to die! Of course, there are worse ways, and one that comes to mind right off the top of my head is staying with my ex-girlfriend which, was a moment by moment hell, that made the movie HELLRAISER look tame. Ha ha!
A Year of True Crime Page-A-Day Calendar 2020: Twisted Cults, Incredible Survivors, Mysterious Disappearances!
If you are looking for a gift that will keep someone on the edge of their seat with one nasty thrilling fact after another, then the True Crime calendar will do the job nicely. I've always found the twisted cults interesting and almost decided to join one, but someone how came to my senses, before the brainwashing kicked in.
Just imagine this calendar on your office desk or on the office desk of someone you want to give as a gift. I bet they will love this and if you buy it for yourself, I'll bet you love it even more.
So grab this today and take a nice bloody dive into the clown killer and other morbid wonders, that only a calendar of this caliber can deliver like a cold blade to the heart. Shock and awe people. Scare them to death. Show them the darker side of life today!
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