It's been years since I was out golfing, but I sure did have a good time. Some people don't see the point in golfing, but it really doesn't need a point.
Golfing is a sport, it's something to do, and it's something you can do with friends. It's not the kind of sport, where you need to be in super shape. And almost anyone can learn to golf. I golfed, because I wanted to see if I could get the ball close to the hole.
I golfed with my family and friends. I use to hit golf balls out of my parents backyard, until a man who parked his truck behind our yard started finding golf balls in his seat. Fortunately, I did not dent his truck or break any windows. Interestingly, I did not know the golf balls were landing in his passenger seat truck window (he had his window down).
Golf is fun and it's a blast taking a driver, and knocking the ball way out there. Just make sure no one is standing to close behind you, or they will get clocked right in the jaw.
The only downside to golfing is having to go to the bathroom. When you go to a golf course, you will see golf carts everywhere. They are fun to drive and people like to bring along beer and other beverages.
Note: it would be cool if the golf carts had porta potties on the back of them.
After drinking some beers, you're going to need to go to the bathroom. Now where do you think most guys go to the bathroom? Some will use their golf cart and find the nearest bathroom, while other guys will run out to the woods.
If you have ever had to really go, where your back teeth were saying anchors away, than you know, the woods is a long, long ways off, and you might not make it. In fact, the probability of you peeing your pants are pretty good, unless you're wearing an adult diaper.
Most guys won't wear an adult diaper, unless it's some kind of fantasy.
So what do you do? You get yourself a "Portable Urinal" or you give one as a gift to a guy, you know can't hold his water. You can't enjoy a good game of golf, if you are standing in pain, with your knee's pushing against each other, while you are holding your crotch.
The portable urinal is wisely cloaked as a golf club, and it lets you quickly pee and get right back to your game! This really is a great concept, which allows men to discretely pee on the golf course, and it makes a wonderful gift! This year, make it a Christmas to remember!
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