Nerf Zombie Strike FlipFury Blaster is Incredible!
Want your friends to be jealous and your enemies to be even more jealous? So do I, and the way you do it, is surprise them with the BEST and MOST POWERFUL Nerf Gun on the freaking market today. I'm talking a gun that can take down zombies!
Just look at the picture and you'll see one of the coolest Nerf gun designs on planet earth. Nerf really out did themselves with this model. Most websites have overlooked this gun, and what a mistake they made.
Now you can have the POWER of using the Zombie Strike FlipFury blaster, which can fire up to an amazing 12 darts without reloading. Now that's what I'm talking about baby cakes! When you are done shooting from the one drum, all you got to do is flip it to the other one. It's easy, peasy, lemon squeezy! All I can say is bring on the apocalypse and a million Terminators, because with the Nerf Zombie Strike FlipFury Blaster, I'll be on the WINNING side with Charlie Sheen right behind me.
Nerf Rival Nemesis MXVII-10K, Blue is HOT!
Want to know what it's like to feel like a NERF GUN GOD? So do I, and what better place to start then with the incredible and astounding Nerf Rival Nemesis MXVII-10K.
This gun will lay waste to all your enemies and opponents. You'll come out on top most of the time, if and only if, you practice more than anyone else could ever dream of practicing.
If you are looking for INTENSITY and head-to-freaking-head competition, then you need this gun right now. I've looked at a lot of Nerf guns, and this one is big, bad and will blow your house down.
It will freakout anyone who is coming at you with a smaller Nerf gun. If you are facing someone with the same size gun, you'll need to start running at them screaming like you are in RAMBO FIRST BLOOD! Get pumped and get ready to shoot a blast of rounds at a velocity of 100 feet per second, which is 30 meters per second. Who is the MAN now? YOU ARE THE MAN! GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Nerf N-Strike Modulus ECS-10 Blaster is TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE!
You want to feel like you're in the military and you're getting ready to head out with your platoon? I know I do!
Now you can feel the excitement and start sweating some bullets of salty water glistening down your baby oiled tanned chest, as you aim the Nerf N-Strike Modulus ECS-10 Blaster at your enemy.
Rick Flair, the wrestler, always said, "To be the man, you've got to BEAT the man!" I'm a big fan of Mr. Flair, and if you don't know who he is just Google him.
Anyways, this flexible kick-butt blaster has more than 30 combinations, which will help you be the MAN to BEAT the man! And guess what? You can hit a target up to 90 feet away. Of course, you'll have to practice, but it will all be worth it when you face off with your enemies puny little Nerf gun. As you'll notice, on this web-page, the guns are big and awesome!
Nerf N-Strike Mega Mega Mastodon is THE MASTER!
You want to make another person aiming a Nerf gun at you shutter in total fear? I do, and I bet you do too! Just look at the picture of this gun. Go ahead look and take it all in.
This gun is MEGA AWESOME, and you will be SUPER MEGA AWESOME, if you are firing this baby, in an all out NERF WAR from the pits of the abyss.
To be honest, this would make one of the best Birthday or Christmas gifts ever. If I got this when I was kid back in the 70s, I would have fell to the ground in tears of joy.
In fact, I would have been holding this gun all day and all night. But you might be wondering why I would be crying over a gun like this? Well, here's why: it has a 24-dart rotating drum, that fires darts up to 100 feet! You just can't beat this gun and in a Nerf fight, there is a high probability, that you'll come out on top! Put the odds on your side, and get this KILLER GUN today!
Nerf Mega ThunderBow Blaster is Just Fantastic!
Ever watch the show on the CW called the ARROW? It's a great show, and you'll quickly realize just how effective a bow can be, and not just any bow, but the extraordinary Nerf Mega ThunderBow Blaster! Your friends will be blown away when they see you coming with this superb built piece of equipment.
Just look at the construction of this Nerf bow. This would make a great Birthday gift or Christmas gift, but I know you would really want this for your own.
I really do like the HIGH TECH look of this Nerf bow, and I would strongly recommend getting your hands on this one, before your next Nerf fight. You just might have the advantage of putting someone with a small Nerf gun into deep shock, when they see your bow. It's a great way to distract your enemy and then let them have it, while they are gazing at your new toy! Just think, you can be Robin Hood or you can be Katniss from The Hunger Games. I almost forgot, you can also be RAMBO!
Nerf Modulus Tri-Strike Will BLOW YOUR MIND!
Now here is the gun of guns! Look at the picture and be in total awe, as you behold one Nerf's most legendary weapons of mass destruction. This is no ordinary gun, and as you learn about this gun, you'll see why you want it and need it, in you're arsenal of NERF GUNS. A true warrior has more than one gun...just remember that.
With this gun you are not just shooting darts, but FREAKING MISSILES! That's right, missiles! Guess what a lot of kids want for Christmas?
If you guessed the Nerf Modulus Tri-Strike you win the prize (what am I saying...I don't have a prize...Ha ha!)! As a matter of fact, if you want to terrify others who are aiming for your head with their tiny Nerf guns, you'll come out smiling and screaming like a wild animal. And what's better than that? NOTHING! If you really love someone and want to make them happy, buy them this gun for their Birthday or for Christmas. They'll have more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
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