I remember going to the carnival as a kid and getting cotton candy, but I've never ever seen a Bag of Unicorn Farts. Thanks to the Internet, we can get almost anything our little hearts desire. These unicorn farts would have been a hit at the fairs back in the 80s and early 90s, when I was off farting around.
These can be given as a gift to someone or as a stocking stuffer. If you give anyone a Bag of Unicorn Farts, you will probably have them laughing so hard, they cough up a lung. Anyone who has never heard of this product will be in shock, if you give them a bag or share a bag with them at lunch.
Leave this on your bosses desk and see what happens! Do you have someone you like a lot and have a crush on, but don't have the guts to ask them out? Why not give them a Bag of Unicorn Farts and see what happens? They might really enjoy it and they might think you are pretty cool.
Now if you know someone who loves fart jokes, then giving them a Bag of Unicorn Farts, might just blow their pants off, like a ten burrito dinner loaded with habanero's! Know what I'm saying AMIGO?
Now obviously, if you have a family member or a friend that is OBSESSED with unicorns, this will be the gift that will shoot them over the moon. They will be smiling, laughing, and giggling like a four year old. I don't know about you, but I love to put a smile on someone's face or make them laugh. Life is too short to not laugh every day.
"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." — Mark Twain
"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." — Dr. Seuss
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