When I was a kid, I remember being in a church basement, where we would do crafts. It was fun, until I saw another kid eating his boogers. I almost puked my guts out, but I held strong.
For years, I have had the images of him eating boogers and I can't get rid of those hideous thoughts. I guess I'm scarred for life. Of course, I could go and get some therapy, but why spend the money?
Flash forward to today, and I'm ready to eat some boogers, but not the kind that come out of your nose or mine. These boogers are Trump boogers and the word is out on the street, that his candy boogers are delicious.
Some people might 'SNOT' think so, I mean, might not think so, and that eating Trump's boogers is not wise. Some may even call this irreverent, but to me, it's nothing of the sort or should I say SNORT?
If the boogers are good and kids love them, why not enjoy them? We can all eat his boogers!
In this world, it's wise to have a thick skin. Gags, jokes, and candies are mostly meant to get a rise out of us and make us laugh. In fact, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at.
One of the greatest tragedies in life is being too serious. Even the Joker said, "Why so serious?" and you know what, he was right. Why are so many people, so serious? Loosen up and chill out.
Life is too short to be giving yourself ulcers and other health issues. In fact, Trump laughs off a lot of things. Sure, sometimes he gets on a Twitter rampage, and goes on the attack, but the man does have a sense of humor.
The "Trump Boogers Candy" is great gift to give to someone you love. They will probably laugh, and if they don't...oh well.
"Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations." ―Craig Ferguson
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