The Accoutrements Bacon Air Freshener is Astounding!
I love bacon! I can eat a BLT any day of the week and my favorite type of bacon is sprinkled with black pepper and for dessert I'll eat some chocolate covered bacon slices.
My ex-girlfriend also loved bacon, and in the mornings I would make her some peppered bacon, and I got her addicted to it.
But let me get to the real reason I'm writing all this...It's because of the totally awesome Bacon Air Freshener! Why use the old green Christmas Tree Air Freshener, that's been around for a long time and I consider to be very boring.
Once you put the slices of bacon hanging on your car mirror, you'll get some strange looks and it's a wonderful conversation piece. People will be hamming it up with you and you'll be giving them some greasy responses. Buy this for someone's Birthday or as a Christmas gift. In fact, it's the perfect stocking stuffer.
Archie McPhee Illuminati Air Freshener is Amazing!
You might be aware of the so-called secretive Illuminati. Many YouTuber's have talked about conspiracy theories such as the Hollywood Illuminati members.
Now keep in mind, in the online world, these folks are said to be Hollywood Illuminati members [allegedly!]. Much of the so-called proof is in the YouTube videos showing movie stars using all kinds of Illuminati symbolism.
Whether you believe any of this or not, you can't pass up an Illuminati Air Freshener, because it has that all-consuming musky hegemony smell.
Now back to the weirdest question of our century: is the Illuminati a secret organization, that's controlling the world? I have no freaking idea, but I think this Illuminati Air Freshener will get people talking, and right now, that's what really matters or does it? Ha ha!
William Shakespeare Deluxe Air Freshener is The Greatest!
Remember reading Shakespeare in high school? I remember going to a few of the plays, thanks to my English teacher having all of us in class take a field trip to a theater 35 minutes away. One of the plays we all enjoyed when we were at the theater was "The Taming of the Shrew".
I'm extremely grateful for that class trip, because I got to get out of high school for most of the day, and what a blessing that was!
Anyways, here we have the William Shakespeare Deluxe air freshener, which has the lovely smell of spearmint. Nice huh?
Just look at the picture of this Amazing Air Freshener and you'll see not just something to hang from your mirror to get rid of the rotten stench in your vehicle, but you'll see a total work of art. So come on, and keep those memories of William Shakespeare alive, and buy yourself of someone you love, this unforgettable air freshener today!
Nicolas Cage Car Air Freshener Looks COMPLETELY INSANE!
Nicolas Cage for many years now has become the king of the online memes. I've seen his face on candles, towels, toilet lids (I think I have?), pillows and so many other items sold online, but I just recently found this little gem.
Some movie buffs think Nicolas Cage is one of the worst actors ever, which may have made him the joke of all these nutty memes, but I can't really say for sure.
Of course, he has had some movies, that were complete stinkers, but I thought his performance in 1995's Leaving Las Vegas was outstanding! In fact, his portrayal of a drunk made me want to hit the bottle in Las Vegas and find a hooker...now folks, that's some good acting if you ask me. And what's better than his acting? I'll tell you, it's this Nicolas Cage Car Air Freshener! Just look at the picture, it's funny, it's uncanny, it's abnormal, and it will freak people out.
Pickle - Dill Air Freshener is WONDERFUL!
I'm a big fan of eating all kinds of pickles, and if I had to pick what air freshener on this website I would put in my car, it would be this one.
And if you are going to buy one air freshener this year, make it the "Pickle - Dill Air Freshener" by Accoutrements (aka Archie McPhee).
I just want to say that Archie McPhee keeps coming out with the most bizarre and off the wall items I've seen in years. What a great company they are and their store is wild and zany, so check it out, if you get a chance.
Now back to this air freshener, if you know of anyone who loves pickles, buy this for their Birthday or as a Christmas gift. In fact, just get it for yourself. Go ahead and treat yourself to something that will really stand out in your vehicle and raise some eyebrows.
Archie McPhee The Scream Air Freshener Is The Coolest Ever!
If you love art, then you must get "The Scream Air Freshener" by Archie McPhee, because it is so beautiful to behold. Imagine it hanging from your mirror with the lovely smell of oranges.
We all need something to make our vehicles smell better, and if you have an old McDonald's Big Mac under your car seat or a half eaten Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt sub in your back seat rotting away, an Archie McPhee "The Scream Air Freshener" may solve the deadly odor issue.
"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity." ― Edvard Munch
Incredibly, I read somewhere online, that the iconic painting "The Scream" sold at auction for $119.9 million, which was way out of my price range. All I can afford is the air freshener. Anyways, the painting is famous and it reveals the pain and anxiety, that artist Edvard Munch was going through. Personally, I view life as both beautiful and brutal. In fact, it's not easy dealing with money problems, dead end jobs, and toxic relationships, but you can have a better smelling car!
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